Hey everyone, not sure if anyone is reading any more since I’ve not written in quite some time. I apologize for that. Anyway, if you are reading, you will see that I have 3 small poems here for you to read. Hopefully I can bring back my readership with some more posts!

1

My home is an umbrella full of wine.
I invite people over,
they think I’m an alcoholic,
but I just like the way it feels on my feet.

2

There is a circle in the sand
and I can’t step inside.
Really, it is no circle, but an orange.
I cannot eat it, it is rotten.
So I put it on the floor, and step on it.
Problem solved.

3

I think the word “bye” will
soon be replaced with the word “buy,”
so that when you are leaving a friend,
they will be subtly encouraging you to spend money.
My advice:
Only hang out with people that say “see you later.”